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In the basement lit up in computer light
homeless spiders are spinning me sturdy lies.
The Queen of coupons is calling Consumer Reports.
Vespa riders in western shirts call their dads.
Sell my five yachts and become a democrat.
We’re you not? I feel like you were there.
I don’t want to know all your secrets.
Just give me a few.
There’s no one here who laughs at your jokes now.
They just tell you off.
I choose to be alive.
I am blacker than trust fund kid comedy.
Follow me to the end of the century.
We’ll research and get high on numerical scores.
South Dakota is impotent, laying flat
on the highway, Abe Lincoln keeps staring at
the subscribers to internet movie rentals.
I don’t want to know all your secrets.
Just give me a few.
There’s no one here who laughs at my jokes now.
They just tell me off.
I choose to be alive.

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from Incredible Yacht Control, track released 10 September 2009

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IYC is a musical landfill for the perpetual unfinished half ideas from the attention deficit ridden mind of Bret Vogel. ... more Live he has been clever enough to fool members of the Mint Chicks, Crosstide, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Sleepy Villain into joining his band. less

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